Debbie and Donna both did this on their blogs so I decided to do it too. I encourage you to do it, it has been interesting reading everyone's "things". I even lurked over to Debbie's family's blogs and read theirs. ;)
1. I wish I were tan.
2. I say “LOL” when I am talking to myself in my head. Shows I am on the computer too much.
3. I love my new Charger. I feel young and cool.
4. I like riding with the windows down and the air on. (Yes, I know this is ridiculous but it makes me feel really cool).
5. I like loud music, only if it is music that I like. Top 40 hits, 80’s, MercyMe, and Journey (the new lead singer is amazing).
6. I think I am a made-up pretty. I am not naturally pretty.
7. I am constantly worried that I said the wrong thing.
8. I worry too much about what other people think of me. I want everyone to like me. Sometimes I try too hard.
9. I need to be going to church on a regular basis.
10. I like my teeth, I just had them whitened.
11. I hate my legs. They are white and too skinny.
12. People with immaculate homes are not welcome into my house without calling me at least 3 days in advance. ;)
13. I can appreciate another woman’s fine attributes, but I don't "roll" that way.
14. I like talking to strangers.
15. I LOVE making faces at babies I don’t know . . . when their parents aren’t looking (in restaurants)..
16. My hair is my favorite physical feature.
17. I talk about sex too much.
18. I like to shock people.
19. I like attention. Duh.
20. I wish someone would give me a 3 year old.
21. It makes me sad to know that Matt will never have a daughter that came from us.
22. I wish I did more things with Cole.
23. I know I could be a better mom.
24. Sometimes I am selfish with my time.
25. I like to be alone.
26. I like to be with friends.
27. I wish I had more “close” friends.
28. I think people don’t take me seriously.
29. I don’t think I will ever grow up. Hmmm . . . maybe that explains # 28.
30. I sometimes wonder what kind of woman Matt will marry if I die.
31. Would he love her more than me?
32. I could be a better housekeeper. But I opt to be lazy.
33. Apparently . . . I am lazy.
34. I like to lay in bed and eat.
35. I really like to lay in bed and eat and watch T.V.
36. I check my iron and curling iron at least three times before I leave the house to make sure they are off. And yes, the iron automatically shuts off on it’s own, but I don’t care . . . I still feel the need to check it.
37. I wish I were a better photographer. But I hate to study.
38. I have never kissed a girl but I like that song, “I Kissed a Girl”. I know that is wrong but it has a catchy tune.
39. I usually fear the worst because then I will be prepared for anything.
40. I don’t like when people use the Lord’s name in vain.
41. I hate the “N” word. Please do not use it around me.
42. I don’t like when people yell at their kids in front of me, unless I know them really well and I feel like their kids deserve it. ;)
43. I wish my boobs were bigger.
44. But on the other hand, I have worked at a nursing home and I have seen what happens when you are 90 and have big breasts. I will never have to pick up my breasts and wash underneath them.
45. I have 20/900 vision.
46. I am glad my parents picked me as the daughter to get braces. Sorry Gayla, but my teeth were worse than yours.
47. Growing up, I felt like the ugly sister.
48. I used to be proud of my C-section scar but now fat hangs over it.
49. I worry about my grammar, but I figure I have made it this far in life with my poor grammar.
50. I used to want to be an actress.
51. I really don’t have any desire to be on stage lately.
52. I wave at a lot of people when driving through neighborhoods and small towns.
53. I talk to people that maybe a lot of people wouldn’t talk to, to show them that I do not think I am above them.
54. I like to open doors for people.
55. Doing good deeds is sometimes done selfishly, it makes me feel good about myself. But I don’t think there is anything wrong with that.
56. I like to compliment people to an extreme. Sometimes I think it makes people uncomfortable.
57. I like to buy cute gifts and put them in a box even though I have no clue who I am going to give them to. And sometimes they sit in that box for a very long time surrounded by a bunch of Bath and BodyWorks products.
58. Sometimes I am too loud.
59. There are times I should stand up for myself but it is easier to be non-confrontational.
60. I am not frugal.
61. I like to spend money on people.
62. I like to buy name brand foods.
63. But I am cheap when it comes to buying clothing and purses.
64. Except jeans, because good jeans are a must. I live in jeans.
65. My favorite jeans are The Gap’s, Long and Leans. They make my butt look better than it does.
66. If someone hurts my feelings, I could think about it for days. Even if they didn’t realize they hurt my feelings.
67. Sometimes I give “the eye” to an unattractive man to make him feel good.
68. I am a “hair stylist” shopper. I am constantly asking people who they go to. I am rarely happy with the way my hair is colored. I am thinking about driving 1 ½ hours to the girl who used to color my hair. She made my hair happy.
69. I don’t notice what cars people drive. I could not tell you the make of their cars if my life depended on it.
70. I used to be really jealous.
71. I think I could be a better friend.
72. I cry easily.
73. I am hoping there is truth in that if you cry openly you will live longer
74. I fear I will die of melanoma.
75. That my vainness will have killed me.
76. I don’t like people thinking I am vain, even though I am. I am not excessively proud of my appearance but I am excessively concerned with it.
77. I hope that my other “good” qualities outshine my vainness.
78. I try to remember that we ALL have faults. So try to remember that when you notice mine.
79. I dread getting older but I am proud to say my age.
80. I believe 40 is the new 20. Kind of. ;)
81. I think I am funny. I hope you think I am funny.
82. I laugh A LOT!
83. I think I smile more than most people.
84. I think people ask, “What is she smokin’?” when I leave the room. And I have never smoked anything! I did try to smoke a cigarette but I couldn’t inhale . . . No, seriously!
85. I fear terrorists.
86. I don’t feel people think about our soldiers enough and what they go through. Including me.
87. I shiver every time I “pass over” a dead animal. If I don’t shiver, I feel really weird.
88. I am fascinated with clouds.
89. I worry that Cole will be lazy because I have babied him.
90. I wonder if my future DIL will like me. Or is she will ask, “What is she smokin’?” when I leave the room.
91. I am not content.
92. I wish I were.
93. I should be.
94. I like to leave one bite on my plate. It makes me feel better.
95, I don’t want a bouquet of roses. Anything but a bouquet of roses (That one is for you Deb).
96. I am scared no one will talk about me after I die.
97. I love Two and a Half Men, I DVR the re-runs and watch them while I am laying in bed and eating.
98. I am hoping that people will understand me better after they read this.
99. Refer back to #8.
100. I want to someday be that old lady that everyone says, “I hope I’m like her when I am that old!”
101. People think they know everything about me because I am an open book, but there is one chapter that nobody has read.
Also, I wanted to tell you that I did break out in an allergic reaction to the antibiotics but it was not as severe as in the past ( I am thinking all the Benadryl I overdosed on and getting some sun helped it) and I am almost healed ALTHOUGH we ended up taking Cole to the ER tonight as he has a rash that started to cover large parts of his body. And it is not pretty. And it itches. They are not sure what caused it but said it was some sort of an allergic reaction or hives. His looks much worse than mine. Poor guy.
