1). My hair. It's not that noticeable yet . . . but my part is getting wider and wider, and it is thinning right on the top, in the front. It's sad because I have always thought of my hair as my best feature. It's not the end of the world though, I think I've got a few good years (and hairs) left before I have to start sporting a comb over.
And please don't stare at the top of my head the next time you see me. If you do . . . I might have to pull your hair out.
2). I watched 2012. Enough said.
3). My skin. It's almost 40 years old. Wonder if there is a warranty on it?
"Dear God, my skin has not lasted the number of years I expected it to . . . I think there may have been some defects in your materials and workmanship . . . therefore, I would appreciate some new skin . . ."
I can hear God now . . . "The warranty does not cover spots, wrinkles, and discoloration due to sunlight exposure."
4). My kid. I always worry about my kid. Who doesn't worry about their kid? I love that kid.
5). Did I mention I watched 2012? Minus the cheesy special effects . . . that's some scary "poop on your shoe".
6). The crack running down the Shrine Wall in the basement. Yeah, "that" wall . . . the pics (plus more) are still there. I really think it freaks the Reliable man out. The pictures, not the crack. And by crack, I mean crevice . . . cocaine isn't running down my wall. I know it looks and sounds like I may be on crack but I have never touched the stuff.
7). My memory. I forgot my debit card PIN number the other day while buying groceries. It was embarrassing. The cashier probably thought I had stolen the card. I tried two different numbers and then it wouldn't let me try anymore. I ended up using a credit card I had stolen. I kid, I kid.
I am going to leave you with one of my favorite Bible verses:
Matthew 6:34 Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.
AMEN!
Oh how I've missed you.
Posted by: Jacey | February 25, 2011 at 06:38 PM
Oh, Jacey . . . I feel like we should embrace.
Posted by: Kristi Smith | February 25, 2011 at 06:52 PM
You ding dong! You crack me up. Lynette is on that shrine wall a lot more than I am!!!! What's up with THAT?
I'd like new skin, too, but for different reasons.
Posted by: Donna Wells | February 25, 2011 at 06:55 PM
It's been too long! Welcome to my world!
Posted by: Cathy | February 25, 2011 at 06:56 PM
Lynette is on my wall more because I couldn't get the right size of photos when I was making copies . . . remember? :-)
Did you blog, too, Cathy? I must go look.
Posted by: Kristi Smith | February 25, 2011 at 07:05 PM
I'm not even on the dang wall.
But I still missed you.
Posted by: Debbie | February 25, 2011 at 10:13 PM
I'd love to see a close-up of your crack!
Posted by: reneevc | February 25, 2011 at 11:55 PM
lol, oh Renee, that made me giggle. :)
Posted by: Kristi Smith | February 26, 2011 at 12:04 AM
And Debbie . . . I think I am going to start adding Christmas pics to it . . . so you may be on there soon. :)
Posted by: Kristi Smith | February 26, 2011 at 12:05 AM
i'm still perlexed about that first photo, but at least i remembered how old you are now!!!
Posted by: scrappysue | February 26, 2011 at 04:57 AM
...and im' with debbie - where's my pic!?!?!?!?!!
Posted by: scrappysue | February 26, 2011 at 04:58 AM
:) You slay me.
I'm in love with T-Bone. Now more than ever!
I love that verse, too. Someone sent that verse to me when Brian lost his job. It was exactly the verse I needed at that time.
I've missed you so.
Posted by: klutzymama | February 26, 2011 at 06:57 AM
Sue, I will add pics soon!!! :)
AMY!!! lol That is not T-Bone! I "borrowed" that pic off the net! :)
I miss you, too, Amy. I need to visit you more often. ;-)
Posted by: Kristi Smith | February 26, 2011 at 09:23 AM
Sorry I sent the picture of Mom to make you worry about your missing hair. (Inherited from dad)Your skin a mixture from mom and dad and not listing to dad.lol Plus you should have a lot of good years left? Not like your Mom said on my 40 BD when I a woke, "HBD, do you know you have lived over 1/2 your life already?" (that ruined my day)
Love Dad
Posted by: dad | February 26, 2011 at 10:46 AM
hahahahaha!! You crack me up!!! I think you'll still look cute in your halloween costume when you are 70. You just won't be able to hear me tell you.
I remember you showing me your shrine when I was there. I didn't notice your crack though... and WHY are you worried about your crack? Is it seeping? Getting bigger? All of the above?
Posted by: Lynette van Barrelo | March 08, 2011 at 01:07 AM
when you figure out the skin warranty thing let me know please... I need to get a replacement...
about your crack, maybe some caulking.
Posted by: Rose | April 12, 2011 at 09:19 PM
You must not worry about these stuff, because age is just a number. For you to always look younger than your age, you have to feel good about yourself. And do not be afraid to try new stuff that will make your face have a certain glow! Anyhow, your puppy looks adorable!!
Posted by: Allie Yaeger | August 12, 2011 at 03:05 PM