Why is it I look old when I wake up, I get younger looking as the hours go by, I hit my peak around 1 p.m. and then my looks start to decline again? I feel like Cinderella on crack.
I chased an opossum down the road in my car tonight, it was fun watching his little butt wiggle back and forth. Don't worry, I didn't kill him, just wanted to watch him wiggle.
My Halloween Costume:
I love this costume. It makes me feel young and cute. And it makes me want to shake my "booty". I don't care if I look like a 40 year old in a 20 year old's costume . . . I plan to wear this on my 70th Halloween. Then I can be a 70 year old in a 20 year old's costume and all the other 70 year old's will be jealous that I still have the nerve to dress up for Halloween in a 20 year old's costume OR . . .
they will just talk about me behind my back and I will hear them because they will not realize how loud they are talking because they are 70 years old. It could happen . . .
Okay, so my hearing will be gone, too. It was a joke.
I used to pray to God to please let me get pregnant and now I pray to God, "Please, oh please, let me get my period." TMI? You are reading my blog . . . deal with it. I just keep feeling like HE is going to play some big practical joke on me.
I have crap all over my lungs (crap is pulmonary nodules). I have had two cat scans and will have a 3rd in April just to make sure things haven't changed. They say it is nothing to be worried about, it is probably histoplasmosis, which is fungus from bird crap. I possibly have bird crap on my lungs. I can't think of the last time I ate bird crap . . .
You have missed me, haven't you?
Play along, please, play along.
That picture is freakin' huge but the next size down was 120 pixels. Bigger is better, right? ;)
Posted by: Kristi Smith | November 02, 2010 at 11:10 PM
You're such a goofball! I like your costume. Very cute and sexy. Go Kristi, Go Kristi!!! ;-)
Just in case you didn't know about the bird crap thing...when you eat something it doesn't go to your lungs so you should say "I can't think of the last time I inhaled bird crap!" Haaaa Maybe you've been snorting bird crap.
I'm done now.
Posted by: Donna Wells | November 02, 2010 at 11:24 PM
I can say what I want, it is my blog. lol Eating it is funnier than inhaling it. It's not really bird crap on my lungs either. It's fungus. But crap is funnier than fungus. ;)
Posted by: Kristi Smith | November 02, 2010 at 11:27 PM
As long as you wear the leggings and don't think your 70 year old tushy looks like a 20 year old tushy, people will think you're a cute 70 year old!
I say it's crap that they aren't more concerned about the crap on your lungs! If your doctor had crap on his lungs, whether it was from eating or inhaling crap, I think he'd be more aggressive with the treament. I know it's your blog but I can say what I want because I'm concerned about the crap on your lungs! ; )
Posted by: kendra | November 02, 2010 at 11:47 PM
My tushy already looks like a 70 year old's tushy so you don't have to worry about that. ;)
Thanks for worrying about my crap, Kendra. :)
Posted by: Kristi Smith | November 02, 2010 at 11:50 PM
is it possum or opossum? just wundrin'.....we missed you and your super cute pirate outfit! maybe u should wear it to your 40th!!!!!
Posted by: scrappysue | November 03, 2010 at 12:37 AM
lol, it is either way, Sue. I usually write possum but I thought opossum was really the correct spelling. :)
Posted by: Kristi Smith | November 03, 2010 at 12:45 AM
I HAVE missed you!!!l I'm worried about the shit on your lungs as well! Hey, I'm European... I get to say shit. :)
you look so cute in that outfit. I'm thinking the 20 year olds are gonna be jealous when your 70 yr old self still wears that and looks smokin'.
Posted by: Haggith | November 03, 2010 at 03:00 AM
I have missed you because you are freaking adorable!
Posted by: Pam | November 03, 2010 at 06:39 PM
I've missed you.
Posted by: Debbie | November 04, 2010 at 04:18 PM
Oh my gosh, you kill me! You look smoking hot in your pirate costume - no joke! I hope I look as good as you when I get to be all grown up like you! Sorry you have bird crap in your lungs......hopefully everything is okay. I am happy to see that you are blogging again. :)
Posted by: Bethany | November 06, 2010 at 04:54 PM
I have missed you bunches!!
I love your costume - you will be a smokin' hot 70 yr-old pirate!
Why do you have bird crap in your lungs?
Posted by: klutzymama | November 28, 2010 at 08:10 AM
Your dress is looking simply gorgeous. Pink is my favorite color. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Viva-Magazine-Your-Premium-Womens-Natural-Health-Magazine/262734921452?ref=ts I missed you. You are really very frank and hope you do as you planned. Thanks for best picture.
Posted by: Costume fashion | December 06, 2010 at 11:15 PM