Why is it I look old when I wake up, I get younger looking as the hours go by, I hit my peak around 1 p.m. and then my looks start to decline again? I feel like Cinderella on crack.
I chased an opossum down the road in my car tonight, it was fun watching his little butt wiggle back and forth. Don't worry, I didn't kill him, just wanted to watch him wiggle.
My Halloween Costume:
I love this costume. It makes me feel young and cute. And it makes me want to shake my "booty". I don't care if I look like a 40 year old in a 20 year old's costume . . . I plan to wear this on my 70th Halloween. Then I can be a 70 year old in a 20 year old's costume and all the other 70 year old's will be jealous that I still have the nerve to dress up for Halloween in a 20 year old's costume OR . . .
they will just talk about me behind my back and I will hear them because they will not realize how loud they are talking because they are 70 years old. It could happen . . .
Okay, so my hearing will be gone, too. It was a joke.
I used to pray to God to please let me get pregnant and now I pray to God, "Please, oh please, let me get my period." TMI? You are reading my blog . . . deal with it. I just keep feeling like HE is going to play some big practical joke on me.
I have crap all over my lungs (crap is pulmonary nodules). I have had two cat scans and will have a 3rd in April just to make sure things haven't changed. They say it is nothing to be worried about, it is probably histoplasmosis, which is fungus from bird crap. I possibly have bird crap on my lungs. I can't think of the last time I ate bird crap . . .
You have missed me, haven't you?
Play along, please, play along.
