Does the title of this blog shock you? It shocked me. But then I laughed. I asked Matt what he thought. He asked, "What do you think?" I said, "I think it is funny."
1). This blog is about my lipstick.
2). I am getting old.
3). I'm a mother
4). I have a pucker.
The title just seemed appropriate.
This is my lipstick. Every tube looks like this. I had heard that the shape of your lipstick reveals some interesting things about oneself so I thought I would dwelve deeper. I was hoping the shape of my lipstick would reveal that I was sexy, a good kisser (look at the slope on that baby), irresistible, but it doesn't.
According to this, I am . . .
(the words in red are how I feel about the description)
Creative (if you call using a towel to wipe myself when I run out of toilet paper "creative", I guess you can say I am creative . . . oh, like you have never done that!)
Enthusiastic, energetic (I am enthusiastic and energetic after about 5 Red Bulls)
Loves attention (I am posting a blog about the shape of my lipstick with a shocking title and I just told you I would wipe myself with a towel if I run out of toilet paper)
Falls in love easily (maybe with dogs)
Helpful (I would definitely wipe your @ss if you needed me to, possibly even with a towel if I ran out of toilet paper)
Personally, I just think the shape of my lipstick means I am wasteful.