The Lipstick of an Old Mother Pucker

Does the title of this blog shock you?  It shocked me.  But then I laughed.  I asked Matt what he thought.  He asked, "What do you think?"  I said, "I think it is funny."  

1).  This blog is about my lipstick. 

2).   I am getting old.   

3).   I'm a mother 

4).  I have a pucker. 

The title just seemed appropriate.

This is my lipstick.  Every tube looks like this. I had heard that the shape of your lipstick reveals some interesting things about oneself so I thought I would dwelve deeper.  I was hoping the shape of my lipstick would reveal that I was sexy, a good kisser (look at the slope on that baby), irresistible, but it doesn't. 

   

According to this, I am . . .

(the words in red are how I feel about the description) 

Creative (if you call using a towel to wipe myself when I run out of toilet paper "creative", I guess you can say I  am creative . . . oh, like you have never done that!)

Enthusiastic, energetic  (I am enthusiastic and energetic after about 5 Red Bulls)

Talkative (duh)

Loves attention (I am posting a blog about the shape of my lipstick with a shocking title and I just told you I would wipe myself with a towel if I run out of toilet paper)

Falls in love easily (maybe with dogs)

Helpful (I would definitely wipe your @ss if you needed me to, possibly even with a towel if I ran out of toilet paper)

Personally, I just think the shape of my lipstick means I am wasteful.  

You know that one side is going to break off.  

  

Comments

[kendra]

I have never wiped with a towel! lol! I'm bringing my own towels next time I visit you!

I don't understand how you get it in that shape. Do you not apply it to your top lip with the tube of lipstick?

[Kristi Smith]

Would you rather there be pee on my floor? lol Okay, this has happened once, maybe twice . . . and I grabbed Matt's big towel off the towel bar. So sue me. :)

I do apply it to my top lip. Very carefully.

[kendra]

I'll just start sending you daily TP check reminders so you don't find yourself in that situation again.

[The Cotton Wife]

And still this post makes me wish I wore lipstick rather than Burt's Bees. After all that...

[Pam]

You tell us this AFTER the KC trip! Nice and we shared a bathroom! UGH!

[Kristi Smith]

lol Pam. No worries, never have done it at anybody else's house or a hotel. Just Matt's towel. ;)

[donnapiranha]

My lipstick says:
Opinionated
High-spirited
Dislikes schedules
Selective of friends
Outgoing likes attention
Argumentative

Pretty accurate, I'd say. But my Burt's Bees is flat and that one is also pretty accurate (except for the high morals!):
To the point
High morals
Very dependable
Quick minded
Loves challenges
Careful about appearances

Fortunately I always keep a box of tissues in my bathroom so the thought of a towel has NEVER crossed my mind, ever.

But anyway, your lipstick is an extra unique shape that I don't think was really highlighted in that little article. Maybe you should email them your photo and see what they say! You might end up with your own unique profile.

[Kristi Smith]

lol Donna. I did show Matt the different lipstick shapes and we both concurred that really mine didn't look like any of the shapes but picked the one we thought it was closest to.

[scrappysue]

i can honestly say i have never done THAT to a lipstick before! does this mean you have weird shaped lips?

[scrappysue]

so i'm a flat top concave. who knew...

[suzyplant]

You are seriously funny. I miss you! xoxo

[Cathy In Chicago]

Nope..not the towel thingy for me either but you do make me chuckle. LOL

[klutzymama]

Hee hee! You are so funny.
The wiping with a towel thing did not surprise me at all.
I don't wear lipstick anymore. I am addicted to classic chapstick though. And it's pretty flat, as you would expect it to be. :)

[Jacey]

About your "creative" explanation. Actually, no, I have NEVER done that.

And I'm not glad that I know YOU have, either.

[Tammy]

I expect a new picture to go with this........

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