1). My hair. It's not that noticeable yet . . . but my part is getting wider and wider, and it is thinning right on the top, in the front. It's sad because I have always thought of my hair as my best feature. It's not the end of the world though, I think I've got a few good years (and hairs) left before I have to start sporting a comb over.
And please don't stare at the top of my head the next time you see me. If you do . . . I might have to pull your hair out.
2). I watched 2012. Enough said.
3). My skin. It's almost 40 years old. Wonder if there is a warranty on it?
"Dear God, my skin has not lasted the number of years I expected it to . . . I think there may have been some defects in your materials and workmanship . . . therefore, I would appreciate some new skin . . ."
I can hear God now . . . "The warranty does not cover spots, wrinkles, and discoloration due to sunlight exposure."
4). My kid. I always worry about my kid. Who doesn't worry about their kid? I love that kid.
5). Did I mention I watched 2012? Minus the cheesy special effects . . . that's some scary "poop on your shoe".
6). The crack running down the Shrine Wall in the basement. Yeah, "that" wall . . . the pics (plus more) are still there. I really think it freaks the Reliable man out. The pictures, not the crack. And by crack, I mean crevice . . . cocaine isn't running down my wall. I know it looks and sounds like I may be on crack but I have never touched the stuff.
7). My memory. I forgot my debit card PIN number the other day while buying groceries. It was embarrassing. The cashier probably thought I had stolen the card. I tried two different numbers and then it wouldn't let me try anymore. I ended up using a credit card I had stolen. I kid, I kid.
I am going to leave you with one of my favorite Bible verses:
Matthew 6:34 Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.